Here is a little list of scenarios I have used when people ask what I did to my knee:
- Bear attack
- Shark attack
- Car crash
- Dog attack
- Attempted a triple backflip whilst snowboarding
- I actually have a prosthetic leg (yeah even I felt bad using that one)
- North Koreans attacked and I single handedly fought them off and back across the border, but took some shrapnel in my knee
- Fell down the stairs
- I went cow tipping and a cow fell on my leg
- Freak pool accident
- Alien abduction...but shhh you can't tell anyone.
- But the one that Koreans actually believed more often than not...........I saved a baby from an oncoming bus and smashed my knee diving to save the baby...They were calling me a hero. It was actually quite funny.
- Oh yeah....I did also mention football
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